Report: Global Warming Issue From 2 Or 3 Years Ago May Still Be Problem: @The Onion
Video: Use more #coal because "the future ... is later":
137 More Oil Wells Liberated 4 Democracy: @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/articles/137-more-oil-wells-liberated-for-democracy,152/
I Brush My Teeth w/ Coal, Says [former UK Prime Minister] Brown: @TheDailyMash http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=782&print=1
Report: Good Thing World Has Unlimited Quantity of Oil: @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-good-thing-world-has-unlimited-quantity-of,35422/
Get clean coal clean! (with NEW Air Freshener) - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJVbdiMgfM
“Breathe easier w/ a free asthma inhaler for your child”: Coal Cares: http://www.coalcares.org/
