Climate tweets from April Fool's Day

All tweets today, April 1, will be tagged #fossilfools for obvious reasons. Enjoy! #climate #globalwarming #divest

Report: Global Warming Issue From 2 Or 3 Years Ago May Still Be Problem: @The Onion 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-global-warming-issue-from-2-or-3-years-ago,18431/ 

Video: Use more #coal because "the future ... is later": 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kckb8hhOQ 

137 More Oil Wells Liberated 4 Democracy: @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/articles/137-more-oil-wells-liberated-for-democracy,152/ 

I Brush My Teeth w/ Coal, Says [former UK Prime Minister] Brown: @TheDailyMash http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=782&print=1 

Report: Good Thing World Has Unlimited Quantity of Oil: @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-good-thing-world-has-unlimited-quantity-of,35422/

Get clean coal clean! (with NEW Air Freshener) - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJVbdiMgfM 

“Breathe easier w/ a free asthma inhaler for your child”: Coal Cares: http://www.coalcares.org/ 

Climate tweets for 2 February 2014

Third year of drought hitting Nevada’s farms, ranches hard: @ReviewJournal http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/third-year-drought-hitting-nevada-s-farms-ranches-hard 

Nebraska fire marshal warns of wildfire danger: @TimesUnion http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Nebraska-fire-marshal-warns-of-wildfire-danger-5196964.php 

January England's wettest winter month on record (dating to 1767): @ObsMagazine http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/feb/01/january-uk-wettest-winter-month-250-years 

Groundhog Decade: Stuck In A Movie Where It’s Always Hottest Decade On Record: http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/02/02/3237701/groundhog-decade-hottest/ 

On Groundhog Day, classic global warming (gallows) humor from @TheOnion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-global-warming-issue-from-2-or-3-years-ago,18431/ 

Floods and flood insurance: Who pays?: @BostonGlobe http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2014/02/01/flood-trouble/AileqnbbPTiUaZssJasFDJ/story.html 

Today's Climate Change Proves Much Faster Than Changes in Past 65 Million Years: @sciam http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/todays-climate-change-proves-much-faster-than-changes-in-past-65-million-years/ 

Parched, California Cuts Off Water Tap to Public Agencies: @NYTimes http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/us/amid-drought-california-agency-will-withhold-water-deliveries.html?hp&_r=0 

RT Deric Ó h'Artagáin☀☔ ‏@deric_hartigan: TV3Weather Shocking photo of how high the water levels actually rose during yesterday's Limerick floods: http://pic.twitter.com/FJ12ekx9vB

Stop War to Silence Science, End Egregious Cuts to Greenhouse Gas Monitoring Now: http://robertscribbler.wordpress.com/2014/01/31/stop-the-war-to-silence-science-end-egregious-cuts-to-greenhouse-gas-monitoring-now/